Starting it off

I have often been told that I am way too opinionated which makes a forum like this simply perfect for me. I will be able to make observations on politics, movies, music, other blogs, what's in the news and life in general.
So the first thing I would like to do is find a friendly legislator who will get two traffic management laws passed for me. One would be to restrict 18-wheelers to the two immediate right-hand lanes on Interstate Highways and other controlled access roads in Texas. The second would be, in areas where these roads are only two lanes on each side, to restrict the left-hand lane to passing only, and ticket those who use that lane for non-passing driving.