Disney plans on ruining “The Lion King”

The money-grubbing corporate-fellators at the Disney Corporation are getting ready to free The Lion King from its vaults, but not before ruining the memories of many who saw it when it was first released in 1994.

But before it comes out in a Blu-Ray/DVD combo pack on Oct. 4, Disney will be releasing in theaters Sept. 16 a re-jiggered version of the film in 3D. The home version of the 3D mistake will also be released simultaneously with the combo pack.

Why do these cockroaches have to mess with perfection?