Gov. Hair signs pledge to make sure government interferes in private lives

Gov. Hair, who talks poorly out of both sides of his mouth, has signed a pledge saying if elected president he would push for a constitutional amendment outlawing gay marriages. Da Guv, who, in announcing his candidacy in Columbia, S.C., just 15 days ago, said he wanted “to make Washington, D.C., as insignificant in our lives as possible,” has gone back on that promise by vowing to only appoint judges who oppose gay marriages and to appoint a presidential commission to investigate alleged harassment of those who oppose gay marriages.

The man has absolutely no conscience. Yeah, Washington, D.C., will stay out of your lives as long as you live you life exactly the way Hair wants you to.