Don’t have sex with your spouse in Florida, you could be arrested

For those of you planning family Florida vacations this year, I felt I owed it to you to warn that if you want to have sex in the Sunshine State with your spouse or significant other either do it before October 11 or else consult with a vet or a handy livestock breeder prior to your lovemaking to make sure you are following “accepted animal husbandry practices, conformation judging practices, or accepted veterinary medical practices.” If you don’t, you’re breaking the law in Florida. And that means these guys could be busting through your door at any time.