Southwest Airlines, hear my plea!

Here's the deal: I'm willing to stipulate you are the only airlines in the entire world, in the entire universe even, that does not charge a change fee. In return, you will limit those rapidly-becoming-obnoxious television advertisements trumpeting that fact to a mere two-per-Mavericks telecast, thus making said telecast enjoyable once again. Got it? Do we have a deal? Huh?