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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

A pair of messages to the idiot making those Gillette Pro Glide TV commercials

1. Darwin’s law of the Survival of the Fittest covers any dumbo who shaves in shark infested waters.

2. I am never going to believe or trust a man who has shaving cream on his face, is applying a razor to said face, and says “It doesn’t even feel like I’m shaving.” C’mon. What the hell else could it possibly feel like?

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