Walter Cunningham, what are you doing ...

A lot of folks around this particular home in Keller are wondering what this fellow is up to, what with the grading of the back yard and the placement of the boulders at the crest of the hill. Even Keller city officials, from what I have been led to believe, have tried to contact the fellow that owns this property to learn what he has in mind, but apparently he's never around when the friendly officials come around to call or even when they cite him for code violations.

Well, to me, it's obvious. The guy is building a combustible add-on to his abode that will house the followers of his religious cult. And the boulders? Why, of course, they are needed to shield the snipers security personnel.