This is what happens when you have a sick mind

Received a news release moments ago announcing an educational seminar called "Steps for Healthy Living: A Community Event for People with Nerve Pain." The second paragraph of this release says:

"Guest speakers will discuss ways to help manage diabetic nerve pain including healthy eating habits, exercise and medications. A healthy lunch will be served, and each guest will receive a product gift bag."

Now c'mon. One would hope a "healthy" lunch would follow a discussion on "healthy eating habits," but I'm concerned about that product gift bag idea. What if the participants are experiencing too much nerve pain to lift it?

That's why I'm here--to worry about these things.