Happy Father's Day

I have many things to be happy about on this day -- among them a handsome, wonderful son who is in his third trimester of medical school; a sparkling, effervescent, beautiful granddaughter who has filled my life with so much joy; and a gorgeous, intelligent, sexy woman (along with her "kids) who is now and will always be My Hero.

But, most of all, on this Fathers Day, 2009, I am happy that I did not receive a federal jury summons for tomorrow.