Hey! You can't smoke in here. Oh, sorry, I guess you can

Here's the winner of W.T.F. Award for today. Am I the last person on Earth to learn about these battery-operated demons? And they have cherry-flavored ones. That ought to go a long way to keep children from smoking. Some fellow named Matt Salmon defended the product by saying, in effect, "Sure, we get you hooked on a nicotine habit, but at least we don't give you cancer." Oh, for a minute there, I thought we were in trouble.