Direct marketing the Oppel household

Today's mail brought three mailings from Camel cigarettes promising "coupons inside!" (and there might have been coupons inside. I dunno. They went into the recycling bag without being opened) and a big, handsome, expensive-looking mailing from the American Cander Society Cancer Action Network soliciting my active participation in an effort to "snuff out secondhand smoke" in Dallas. Go figure.