Enough really is enough

It's time to return civility to political discourse.

It's time to end the mudslinging, especially that coming from those dirty, rotten, cross-dressing slimeballs who oppose my agenda and are avoiding the real issues in this campaign. It's time to turn our backs on the politics of attack, especially when it comes from my chief opponent who is known to cheat on both his wife and his taxes on income he made from starring in porno films. It's time to do away with innuendos, like those coming from the rich and powerful closeted bigots financing my opponents, who spend more time with hookers than they do with their own families. It's time to end scare tactics and if you don't so so immediately, I promise you the world will come to a sudden, violent end by this time tomorrow.

Yes, dear friends, enough is enough!